Archive | December, 2011

Charlize Theron thinks your ass is too old to be rocking Hello Kitty

16 Dec

Charlize Theron
 is perplexed by the many women who’ve remained loyal to the Hello Kitty brand.  The actress shows concern for 30-something-year-old women  who continue to rock the iconic cartoon character.  “I’m pretty amazed by Hello Kitty. I see so many women in their 30s walking around in Hello Kitty shit and nobody is concerned for them,” she said. “It’s the one iconic teenage symbol that seems okay for women in their 30s? The world seems to not have an issue with it.” Feeling so strongly about it, she jokes that she told the wardrobe department for Young Adult to make sure her out-of-control, emotionally stunted character dressed appropriately: “‘Get me some Hello Kitty T-shirts.  Those were my demands.”

**Why did she just make me feel like an emotionally immature 28-year-old??  Runs to cancel my Hello Kitty shirt, I excitedly ordered from Forever 21 yesterday.


Santa Baby…

14 Dec

Dear Santa,

I don’t want an expensive gadget or a shiny new lexus with a red bow on top, just call up Sallie Mae and take care of that principal balance for me.

Thank you kindly,



This song is one of my all time favorites and has become a novelty smash during the Christmas season.  The shade Queen Eartha gives Madonna in this video is to die for…  Ironically, Ms Kitt died on Christmas day in 2008.  Rest in Paradise, Queen.  

I gave my kids a terrible present

13 Dec

Why do I always miss an opportunity to play mind tricks on my kids only to exploit their emotions on the world wide web?!?!  In the latest episode of Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘piss your kids off so we can laugh at your shitty parenting skills’, parents were told to give their kids an early Christmas present, but it had to be a terrible gift.  I got a few chuckles, but the last little boy was clearly perturbed….well here you just watch: