Charlize Theron thinks your ass is too old to be rocking Hello Kitty

16 Dec

Charlize Theron
 is perplexed by the many women who’ve remained loyal to the Hello Kitty brand.  The actress shows concern for 30-something-year-old women  who continue to rock the iconic cartoon character.  “I’m pretty amazed by Hello Kitty. I see so many women in their 30s walking around in Hello Kitty shit and nobody is concerned for them,” she said. “It’s the one iconic teenage symbol that seems okay for women in their 30s? The world seems to not have an issue with it.” Feeling so strongly about it, she jokes that she told the wardrobe department for Young Adult to make sure her out-of-control, emotionally stunted character dressed appropriately: “‘Get me some Hello Kitty T-shirts.  Those were my demands.”

**Why did she just make me feel like an emotionally immature 28-year-old??  Runs to cancel my Hello Kitty shirt, I excitedly ordered from Forever 21 yesterday.



Santa Baby…

14 Dec

Dear Santa,

I don’t want an expensive gadget or a shiny new lexus with a red bow on top, just call up Sallie Mae and take care of that principal balance for me.

Thank you kindly,



This song is one of my all time favorites and has become a novelty smash during the Christmas season.  The shade Queen Eartha gives Madonna in this video is to die for…  Ironically, Ms Kitt died on Christmas day in 2008.  Rest in Paradise, Queen.  

I gave my kids a terrible present

13 Dec

Why do I always miss an opportunity to play mind tricks on my kids only to exploit their emotions on the world wide web?!?!  In the latest episode of Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘piss your kids off so we can laugh at your shitty parenting skills’, parents were told to give their kids an early Christmas present, but it had to be a terrible gift.  I got a few chuckles, but the last little boy was clearly perturbed….well here you just watch:

Thou Shalt Not Sag

11 Jul

I haven’t seen sweetness all day because she spent the afternoon with her Mema, and soon as she walks through the doors, there I am with open arms and a smile…I missed my baby.  The first thing out of her mouth is “why don’t you have on a bra with those boobs?”

Um, okay…I missed you too, brat.

Today’s Mood: Groovin’

22 May

Feeling quite nostagic listening to this song….I was ten when this song hit the scene and I had the biggest crush on  Bryce Wilson and I was so jealous of Amel Larrieux beautiful tresses.  Rumor has it that Amel and Bryce are back in the studio working on a second Groove Theory album…

Enjoy xoxo

Just so you know, this is on my bucket list

15 May

After writing a blog post encouraging women to try a vagina facial, everyone from friends to the hubs had been asking me what a vagina facial (aka a vajacial) was.  I know, I know, as if women don’t have enough to worry about, having perfect vagina should definitely be at the top of our priority list, right.  What would be the world be with a bunch of hairy, bumpy, unkempt nana’s?!?! Well, if you must know here’s how describes the procedure:

A vagina facial — or a “vagacial,” as it’s called — is a post-waxing treatment at the Script Wax Bar in San Francisco available to women one week after they’ve gotten a Brazilian. …. for $60, the spa’s estheticians will cleanse your vulva with anti-bacterial body wash and witch hazel (witch hazel?), exfoliate, pluck out ingrown hairs, apply “an anti-freckle, anti-acne, or calming mask,” and then a lightening cream.

In a weird way, I want to try it…  Not because I think my lady flower is gross and unsightly, but because I’m into odd things like this.  It’s just one of those things that would create the perfect conversation with my friends.  I can see it now, at our next divas day out, I would blurt: “Hey girls, how was your weekend? Great, just wanted to let you know I gave my cooter a facial this weekend!!”

Listen, I almost made a vag smoothie after being intrigued by Real Housewives of Atlanta stars Phedra and Kandi talk about putting powdered sugar in their vagina’s to make it taste sweet.  If it wasn’t for fear of contracting a yeast infection from hell, I would have been in the kitchen concocting all sorts of sweet vaginal treats.  But don’t get me wrong…I’m proud of lady parts, the hubs doesn’t seem to have any complaints (but even if he did I don’t think I would care), it just seem like something interesting to try.

Tell me your thoughts…would you indulge in a vajacial?

I know I’m late but…

28 Jan

… don’t hold it against me….I’ve been busy tweeting working and haven’t done a great job keeping with the latest and greatest in American pop culture….and apparantly Keenan Cahill is what’s hot.  When my husband said “I can’t belive you haven’t seen a Keenen Cahil video”, my reply was “I’m not a fan of the newest SNL cast, so I have no rush to watch him”, to which he replied “no dork not Kenan Thompson this kid” :

What cracks me up is the clutter in the background…you can tell he’s a 15-year-old boy, or so he says. I believe he’s probably older, maybe he has one of those conditions where grown men have the outward appearance of an adolescent boy.  Kinda like Andy Milonakis who we all thought was this stupidily funny kid whose parents clearly failed at properly raising….Until we found out he was born in 1976.

Here’s another funny video from the youtube phenom: